Funny Ambiguous English Signs Abroad

In a Tokyo Hotel:
"Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do
such thing is please not to read notis."

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should
enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order".

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet
composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday"

In a Budapest zoo:
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to
the guard on duty"

In a Rhodes tailor shop:
"Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in
strict rotation"

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable"

In a Rome laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good
time"